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Find someone to sneeze directly into your mouth
I was at the grocery store and a kid took his mask off just to sneeze on the candy bars.
When your Mama goes for a quick “workout at the gym”, and Papa’s sleeping.

Your mothers theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F-4pXuQPNk&ab_channel=ChristopherPriceandNellyJames-Topic
Please, nobody build a version of this that sprays Greek fire.
Fuck yeah bro I just got some free Beats by —_!!!!!! My face!!!! AHHHH π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Imagine taking your Bumble date to this restaurant, lol! πππ
Wait, that’s not Bayan Hundred Eyes. β