Find someone to sneeze directly into your mouth
I was at the grocery store and a kid took his mask off just to sneeze on the candy bars.
When your Mama goes for a quick “workout at the gym”, and Papa’s sleeping.

Your mothers theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F-4pXuQPNk&ab_channel=ChristopherPriceandNellyJames-Topic